Because after a while, you start looking like shit. And you start to date people who look like shit. And not because you or he have been blessed with bad looks, but because y’all stopped giving a shit about taking care of yourself… because real bikers don’t give a shit about such petty things right … For some reason. Yik teeth too. Not even sunscreen or anything anymore, that would eat into your beer money. And then you proudly announce to your mom on facebook that you can’t wait for her to meet this guy. Who seems to have no clue about personal pride or appearance. And I bet his underarms are smelling quite bad at this point. Not to mention his underpants.